5 guys me and a mug….

For all you perverts out there this is not the title of some horribly gone wrong homo-hetro sexual fantasy fetish porno movie or anything.its an actual thing.before things get messed up in your head ,I think I should start doing some explaining.so the thing is that we got a new instant coffe machine at college in our department ,you know the ones that pour hot water and mix up the instant coffee powder so u get magically amazing coffee in just two steps…yes that one.we used the paper cups we give the patients to rinse their mouth with to drink coffee from on day one ,no not the cups patients have used but new cups that we have in stock.its weird I had to clear that up but just for the sake of ppl who like to know and still not understand things to make it even more funnier ,I had to do it.

Day 2 I decide I don’t wanna go with those flimsy thin paper cups and would like to drink coffee like a lady…and I tell the guys they should get their own mugs/cups etc …u know like really cool work places have their own kitchen with the staff coffee mugs and coffee machines and so on.

Day 3 im the only one with the mug :/ and none of the guys  care to get a mug

So my mug is the only mug and everyone wants to use it.desperation reaches to such an extent that there is one whole mug of coffee and five guys are passing it round for sips while I stare in disgust…

Yeah…my mug has seen them all…the hairy upperlips of several men caressing its rim…slurping at the sweetness that lies within…woah woah woah,did u start thinking of something else again…bad bad ppl you guys…stop it…cmon

here is a picture of my mug on the department table…its very nice looking antiqueish .i love the floral design.

My mug has been used by everyone In the department ever since…which sounds very  un hygienic,so to clear things we always wash it vigorously and keep it clean after each use.and no the passing around for sips never happened after the first day( thank god)