CHUTZPAH

Chutzpah....definition- unmitigated gall or nerve.highly self confident /audacious. have you ever experienced anything like this? i have had my moments...the memories of those never become vague.

when i was a kid ,as iv ranted earlier, i was a loner...there was this one time in kindergarten that i was really angry with all the injustice..one day while during class my classmates were having chocolate.... i asked them for some and they declined.no body wants to share with the loser, right? at that very moment the teacher looked at me and asked me not to talk in class and concentrate. this is when it happend

Chutzpah

i donno how ...it came to me...i dont think ill ever know, but at that moment, i told the teacher that 'those kids stole my chocolate and are eating it'.
those kids looked at me in disbelief...what followed was even more interesting...the teacher demanded my chocolate be given back.and they gave the damn bar to me.

as i ate in silence and they looked at me with loath...i wondered how i did it...i still do.

The pre-pregnancy contract

Ever since feminism dawned over me,iv always thought of issues about labor distribution in marriages , financial contribution of partners , liabilities and responsibilities of having a child etc.
My ex-bf always made it clear that if we were ever married, i would be the one taking care of the kids and wiping their butts (yes he had a major role in me turning to feminism).
but im thankful to him....because nothing else apart from feminism feels logical to me now.

Any how,i found this brilliant article on slate.com by Rebecca Onion ,which delves into the dilemma one faces after having kids.
Do have a look...even if you disagree, it dosnt matter ...because we should always look at diffrent things from different perspectives..
The pre pregnancy contract

Im on Instructables.com now :D

im a lil artsy as well..iv posted my first couple of instructions on instructables today...leaving a link below :D
/http://www.instructables.com/id/Classy-cylindrcal-paper-lamp/

Sat on a Rat anyone? The Horror

soooo...here where i live,not many places are open after 10 at night for dinner...me and my friends had to go to this shady restaurant one night ...it was all fine ..the guy comes in ,takes our order, yada yada yada...
THEN...
i feel a twitch behind my right shoulder...and i look at my friend sitting there thinking,what the hell is wrong with him...why is he nudging me like that....(and still thinking) wait a minute...isnt he sitting  lil far to actually be able to nudge me...???? i was so confused in that moment...trying to figure out what was happening..i thought id have a look ....SOMETHING was actually moving underneath the leather on the couch..like the size of a golf ball ..struggling to move forward..i didnt scream..just got up and changed seats
something similar happend on the big bang theory,when penny finds a perfectly amazing couch on the street and brings it in..link below :D

now that you have an idea of how creepy this was, moving on....later when the waiter comes back,i complain about the whole ordeal.he just laughs about it casually and says,"yeah all our couches have them"....he was so cool about it ,i couldn't help contemplating if it actually made him proud...like they were his pets or something.like you go to the neighbors and they tell you casually "meh ,dont mind the dog,he always barks at strangers" it was really bizarre o.O
i further inquired why they wouldn't do anything about the situation.his reply was even more disturbing - "owh then the rats would die in the couches and the whole place would stink up...its better this way".....(this would be funnier if you imagined it in an indian accent)

never again...never again i went back to that place..
-_-
the horror

3 headed broadway musical singer...except there are minor changes

if u guys have seen whose line is it anyway,you must be aware of the three headed broadway musical star game.its where Drew,Ryan and Wayne pretend the are a three headed singer and sing one word at a time...its funny.here is the link to one of those.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-ZlWxzsm6o

why am i mentioning this?because something similar happens in college.there are three of us who have to report to one of our professors everyday at 9 in the morning,giving him updates of what we did the previous day and how we proceed with our work.he also takes a viva for us (every fucking day) and this is when we actually reply to him like he three headed Broadway musical singer .one person says a word and then the other person continues and so on...coz we donno the answers to what he asks us..we drag it around this way ...and some how due to all three of us contributing ,we get it right...or close to right atleast :P
its nice to have it that way really.
iv been watching alot of whose line is it anyway lately and its hilarious...highly recommended for sarcastic beings :D

Papercut Portraits - The Tutorial

Papercut Portraits - The Tutorial

5 guys me and a mug….

For all you perverts out there this is not the title of some horribly gone wrong homo-hetro sexual fantasy fetish porno movie or anything.its an actual thing.before things get messed up in your head ,I think I should start doing some explaining.so the thing is that we got a new instant coffe machine at college in our department ,you know the ones that pour hot water and mix up the instant coffee powder so u get magically amazing coffee in just two steps…yes that one.we used the paper cups we give the patients to rinse their mouth with to drink coffee from on day one ,no not the cups patients have used but new cups that we have in stock.its weird I had to clear that up but just for the sake of ppl who like to know and still not understand things to make it even more funnier ,I had to do it.

Day 2 I decide I don’t wanna go with those flimsy thin paper cups and would like to drink coffee like a lady…and I tell the guys they should get their own mugs/cups etc …u know like really cool work places have their own kitchen with the staff coffee mugs and coffee machines and so on.

Day 3 im the only one with the mug :/ and none of the guys  care to get a mug

So my mug is the only mug and everyone wants to use it.desperation reaches to such an extent that there is one whole mug of coffee and five guys are passing it round for sips while I stare in disgust…

Yeah…my mug has seen them all…the hairy upperlips of several men caressing its rim…slurping at the sweetness that lies within…woah woah woah,did u start thinking of something else again…bad bad ppl you guys…stop it…cmon

here is a picture of my mug on the department table…its very nice looking antiqueish .i love the floral design.

My mug has been used by everyone In the department ever since…which sounds very  un hygienic,so to clear things we always wash it vigorously and keep it clean after each use.and no the passing around for sips never happened after the first day( thank god)